The cute, the funny and the things I wish I didn't say in front of McKenna

So McKenna has been saying and doing a lot of cute and funny things, and some I am kicking myself for, but i thought I would write them down because they are awesome.

So when my mom was here in August we went to the outlet mall with Travis mom. We were sitting down eating pretzels and Suzanne was telling us a story about this guy when they were at Costco who did something totally rude and McKenna puts down her drink and goes "are you kiddin me?" It was halarious, we couldn't stop laughing.
Suzanne took her to Target one day when I was sleeping and they were going down the isle and there was a lady there and her 2 year old who were taking up the whole isle with shoes everywhere; Suzanne asked politely if they could get by them and the lady was very rude about it and wouldn't get her daughter out of the way so McKenna goes "move it!" I wasn't there but I thought it was halarious!
Most of these things happen with Grandma Allen, but they are still great! We were in Beaverton the other weekend spending the night at grandma and grandpas and McKenna woke up early and went into their bedroom instead of ours. Travis' mom told me that she opened her eyes to find Kenna standing over her looking at her and Kenna goes "are you done yet?" Kind of creepy that she was watching her sleep, but really cute at the same time.
The cutest thing ever I think is when we were at the Allen's again spending the night and I had just done McKenna's hair. McKenna went in to show grandma and grandma has these mirrors in her room that you can see all angles of your hair, so she was showing McKenna her hair in the mirror. Grandma said "aren't you so pretty," and McKenna goes "yes because I am a child of God, and he has sent me here.." she sang the whole song, I thought that was just so flippin cute!
These next ones are kind of funny but I am embarrased she picked them up from me, but here it is. We were driving in the car and this guy did something really dumb, I can't remember what it was now, but McKenna goes "you tard!" I was dying, it was so funny! That one she got from daddy though, not me.
Another incident was another driving one where someone cut me off and she goes "you idiot!" So yeah, you can tell I have really bad road rage. :) Of course I told her she shouldn't say that and that I was sorry for saying it so if I say it or something I am not supposed to say she goes "that is naughty mom, we don't say that, go to time out right now."
McKenna is very observant, and likes to tell me when she sees big things. We were at church in sacrament meeting and this guy got up and was walking out and McKenna points and goes "that's a big man!" Thankfully I don't think the guy heard, but I was way embarassed. Along those same lines, I was feeding Graysen the other day and she goes "wow that is a big boob!" She cracks me up.
Although McKenna is potty trained, she still needs help wiping when she goes #2. She had finished going and I was wiping her and I happened to look at her poop and it was the biggest thing I ever saw, so without even thinking I yell "holy crap Travis come look at this." He came in and she goes "look dad, that is a big crap!" I have to be very careful what I say from now on, but I still thought it was funny.
She has started making up her own songs and singing along to songs she knows whenever she hears them. Well it is super cute, but in church during the sacrament hymn she will just start singing really loud and just make up the words if she doesn't know them. It is adorable don't get me wrong, but a little distracting for everyone.
We took Graysen to get his shots for the first time and when Graysen started crying as they poked him 3 times McKenna started bawling and kept saying to the nurse "you don't do that to Graysen" It was so sad. She is such a protective big sister. If Someone is touching Graysen she says "don't touch him, leave him alone." She harasses him and gets in trouble, so naturally she thinks everyone else does too.
Another cute thing is whenever Graysen sneezes, McKenna goes "goodness gracious great balls of fire" It is so funny!
We were passing out Halloween candy to all the kids last night and she would answer the door and go "okay, let me get the candy," and as she dropped candy into their buckets she would say "there you go sweetie," or "here you go sweetie pie." It was so adorable!
Whenever she is holding Graysen she always says "he is such a cute baby boy, I love you baby boy!"
As you can see she is very entertaining. I am either rolling on the floor laughing, pulling my hair out, or going gaga at all the things she says and does. She is such a cute little girl and I can't wait for the many more things she will say and do.